Oh my God. I love him even more now. Does he not realize he is amazing? I’d do it, except for the pretending part….
WHY. WHY WOULD YOU FEEL SORRY FOR THEM ALAN? He clearly has no clear perspective on his complete and utter sexiness. *sigh* So unassuming, so modest, what a wonderful man. Rima Horton, I wish I was you.
“Hi, my name is Alan and I’ll be taking you from behind.”
“I’m sorry, Mr Rickman, no more talking during sex. It’s putting me right off.”
“the booksellers say that it does not pay to keep a stock of standard literature, nor to put on their counters the pick of the best books that are published every week. their book-stalls have become shops of ‘notions,’ of bric-a-brac, of games, of newspapers and periodicals, of the cheap and flimsy temporary product of commercially directed press, with only an occasional real book that has attained exceptional notoriety.”—